Cruising Scientology

[50Cent #II (1st print)]

Tom Cruise on "Tom Cruise, Scientologist".

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

If you don't know about it, then you can search the web and read about why it's called the "Church of Greed", getting audited and all about Xenu...

I don't want to hear about "If you don't know...".  I had to go to the Celebrity Center once a month for over a year, and heard it 6 days a week at my job, I know...

[Reverend]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone ramble on about nothing whatsoever for so long: "I'd like to . . . go on vacation . . . and . . . romp, and play, but . . . I can't. I know. I just know."

[50Cent #II (1st print)]

If you want to know more...
http://www.xenu.net/

[Reverend]

The only brush I ever had with Scientology was around 10 years ago, while I was living in southern California.

I was walking home from work one evening and two people (a man driving and a woman in the passenger seat) drove up to me. The woman rolled down her window, motioned me over and stuck a flyer in my face. I don't remember what it said, but it was extolling the virtues of Scientology to some extent. They tried everything in their power, short of offering me sexual favors and/or money, to get me to go to a "meeting" they were having that night, even going so far as to offer me a ride home after it was done. I was getting very bad vibes from the two of them and wanted to turn and run. Literally. Finally, when they realized I wasn't having any of it they drove off. Scary shit.

[50Cent #II (1st print)]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

[oldmilwaukee6er]

wow... i just lost myself in this thread for about 1.5hrs!